Hydro Turf Oil Extractor - Pump the handle to create a vacuum in the bottle & use the hose (small enough to fit down a dipstick tube) to suck up oil, antifreeze, etc. Works great to empty coolant reservoirs, radiators, engines, etc. I can deliver to Manhattan if needed. Here's the description from Amazon:

Oil changes are now a snap
Several strokes of the pump create a vacuum that neatly captures up to 6 liters (1.57 gal.) in the sturdy container
Pour spout is included to help empty container
Pump is removable for easy storage
Works great for snowmobiles, boats, personal watercraft, cars, motorcycles, ATVs and more