Ever find yourself in an F-15 flying across country and need to take a leak?  

Maybe you've got 2 boys that have to pee every 30 minutes on a road trip and you are too stubborn to pull over because you've got to make it to the in-laws for the holiday dinner.

Or perhaps you're in a deer blind and you've had too much coffee but taking a leak outside the door is like an air horn announcing your presence.  

Well gents, I have the solution for you....official Air Force issued piddle packs (and yes they are new and in plastic b/c otherwise that's just weird and gross).

I can attest theses work, as I personally used one on the runway at Holloman AFB while sitting in a jet.  Selling as a package deal.